bonushumor:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

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ryaninwonderland: literally me
thelostie: pizzaforpresident: I washed my snuggie and hung it up in my room to dry and almost had a heart attack when I woke up this morning
ryaninwonderland: pretty much my motto
diverg3nce: w-i-l-d-ocean: jud1th: The Loneliest Whale in the World. In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem: She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by. literally me, including the whale part. same why did I just start crying ?! :( 
mmmmeeeoow: accio-coconuthead: vocaroo: there’s a colonial woman on the wing SHES CHURNING BUTTER THERES SOMETHING THEY’RE NOT TELLING US
ryaninwonderland: New favorite picture
laughingstation: You will laugh out loud!
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laughingstation: You will laugh out loud! OMG
s-ereneseas: beneficial-herbs: eins-zwei-die: autumnbones: this photograph intrigues me so much! why isn’t this the most famous photo from 9/11 instead of the falling man? isn’t 2 people holding hands after jumping more significant than 1 man? it makes me wonder what the story is behind this photo, were they friends or lovers? or just strangers who were too scared to jump alone? it shows that people need a helping hand even in their final moments, i love it. Fucking reblog today; tomorrow. Any day I see it on my dash. Beautiful. I for one think they were strangers. Sometimes it’s easier to care for a stranger, how else would they have found the courage to not only jump, but to look into someone’s eyes and jump. I don’t think I could have done that if I knew the person well. I was five, and this is one of the strongest memories I have from when it happened. They showed this picture, only in colour, on the news. I’ve always remembered this because of that bond they made — to jump, and hold on to one another’s hand the entire time. You jump I jump, remember? He’s on fire, omg.
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